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Between 01/01/2024 00:00 and 01/01/2025 00:00
EasyThreads added Solidus to the group. 09/25/2024 13:09
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 13:13
*Starts handing out menus, attached to clipboards*
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Narrator BOT 09/25/2024 13:14
**Science Lab Breakfast Experiments** 1. **The Beaker Breakfast** * **Main:** A layered parfait in a beaker, with Greek yogurt, granola, fresh berries, and a drizzle of honey. The layers create a visually appealing experiment, and guests can mix and match the ingredients as they eat. * **Alternative (Low-fat, Low-carb):** Substitute Greek yogurt with plain yogurt, granola with nuts and seeds, and honey with a sugar-free sweetener. 2. **The Petri Dish Pancakes** * **Main:** Mini pancakes served on a petri dish, accompanied by various toppings in test tubes, such as chocolate chips, fruit compote, whipped cream, and sprinkles. Guests can create their own pancake combinations, encouraging experimentation. * **Alternative (Gluten-free):** Substitute mini pancakes with gluten-free pancakes or crepes. 3. **The Test Tube Omelet** * **Main:** A fluffy omelet served in a test tube rack, with different fillings in separate test tubes, such as cheese, vegetables, and ham. Guests can customize their omelet by pouring the fillings into the omelet before eating. * **Alternative (Vegan):** A tofu scramble served in a test tube rack, with various vegan fillings in separate test tubes. 4. **The Bunsen Burner Breakfast Burrito** * **Main:** A breakfast burrito filled with scrambled eggs, sausage, cheese, and vegetables, wrapped in a flour tortilla. The burrito is served on a plate with a miniature Bunsen burner, allowing guests to lightly toast the burrito for a warm and crispy finish. * **Alternative (Low-fat, Low-carb):** Substitute the flour tortilla with a lettuce wrap and use turkey sausage or a plant-based sausage alternative. 5. **The Molecular Gastronomy French Toast** * **Main:** Thick slices of French toast infused with unexpected flavors using molecular gastronomy techniques, such as spherified fruit juice or flavored foams. * **Side:** A side of "dehydrated" fruit chips for a playful twist. * **Alternative (Gluten-free):** Substitute French toast with gluten-f
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ree bread or French toast made with gluten-free flour. 6. **The Edible Experiment (Vegetarian)** * **Main (Vegetarian):** A deconstructed avocado toast, with smashed avocado served in a beaker, toasted bread on the side, and a variety of toppings in test tubes, such as Everything But the Bagel seasoning, red pepper flakes, and a poached egg. * **Alternative (Vegan):** Substitute the poached egg with a vegan egg alternative or additional toppings like nutritional yeast. **Remember:** * All platters are served with a side of "lab-grown" fruit salad (a colorful mix of seasonal fruits). * Safety goggles and lab coats are optional but encouraged for a fully immersive experience.
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I'll Have the French toast please.
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*Sitting with Jade.* I'll try the Bunsen Burrito.
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Aridam Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 13:28
What? I have to do homework, for breakfast?
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I also want a bunsen burrito. And can I get an orange juice with it?
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Alestria Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 13:30
Oh come off. We never had homework. We were homeschooled
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Ripken BOT 09/25/2024 13:30
*walks in, sees the menu, walks back out* I'll come back when it's lunch time.....
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Aridam Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 13:31
EXACTLY!!!! All our work was homework!
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Alestria Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 13:35
Was fucking our mother work?
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Aridam Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 13:36
Was fucking our father?
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Alestria Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 13:37
You shrunk, climbed back inside her pussy, and HUMPED HER CLIT.
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*Hearing this and just being quiet. confused, intrigued, and shocked at the same time.*
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*Just chillin'*
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Aridam Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 13:45
And? I didn't come here to be judged by you. You know, we used to be closer, but then you became an unsufferable know it all bitch. Forget it mom, i'm not hungry anyway, *walks out*
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Alestria Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 13:46
Aridam! *follows him*
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 13:46
*Teleports in with Gracie*
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*Notices them come in and smiles. waving to them* Hey there.
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Who is that?.. *Raising a brow*
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 13:52
Hello...
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 13:52
This is Gracie.
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Nice to meet you.
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Same as well. So are you like Nixie?
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 13:53
In a sense, yeah
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Well there's still time for you to get something to eat. Which.. Well if you don't mind my asking. can you? Or are you here to spend time with Araavos?
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 14:06
I wouldn't be here if I couldn't?
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 14:07
Well that's not fair to say, there are alot that come here to socialize. It's a popular spot.
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 14:08
Oh...
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*sits down and looks at the menu*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 14:12
*Coming back with Jim and Jade's Food and waiting patiently for Gracie, and maybe Araavos, to order*
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Hello dear. How are things today?
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 14:13
What....is all this stuff?....*looking at the menu like it's an alien device*
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 14:16
I think it's meant to make learning fun, by literally playing with your food.
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As for me, let the kids expirment and have fun, and i'll try whatever they bring me. I'll be their guinny pig. Besides, I only eat to enjoy the flavors anyway. What better way to try something new, than to let the kids go wild with their imagination and bring me something they think is amazing?
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 14:22
I haven't eaten a single human food...I'm not sure what to get....
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 14:23
I'd order off menu then. Start with something simple. Here.. *turns to sepher* Bring her eggs 3 ways, An omelett, a fried egg, and a hard boiled egg. some bacon, sausage, and a waffle with fruit and whipped cream.
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 14:24
You got it *She said as she went back to the Kitchen to get it started*
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*sipping her orange juice, makes a non-verbal "awww"*
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 14:26
*blushes and smiles* Thank you!
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 14:28
You're welcome.
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 14:28
*looks at Jim and Jade* Sorry, back to you two. You guys wanted to get to know me?
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Yes. we would like to. I haven't seen you around here before. Do you live anywhere in the resort?
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 14:33
Well, now I do. I was originally a robot ninja assassin created by my government in a factory. You go to my old home, you'll see millions of robot girls that look alike. I am....well.....was.... only one of many. Then I get lost in Ravenhold via a portal mishap. Met Spark and Xara, and only really visited here to hang out with Nixie and Judy. Untill last night, when I got a new body, and discovered what love truly was....As I've only been told....So now I'm engaged and I couldn't be happier... (edited)
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That's a lot. i'm glad you're happy. we're happy to have you here. welcome to the Family. Gracie was it? I'm Jade. this is my Father Jim *Points to him.*
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*Had his mouth full at the moment so he just waved and smiled*
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So. you two have any plans today?
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 14:38
Well, technically it's GR4C13, but when I chose my name, Fritz told me it spells Gracie in leet speak. Letters and numbers. So I ran with it!
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Interesting
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 14:42
It is! As for you and Jim, why do you two look like siblings, if he's your Dad?
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*Chokes on his drink*
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Oh. *She chuckled* He and my mother wanted their ages reversed by Araavos. so they were. he's 58. my mother is 56. but thank you. glad to know i look like my father
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Yeah still got a bit of an old soul.
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 14:45
Perhaps an old soul and a soul from the future could hang out?
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I wouldn't be opposed to that.
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Narrator BOT 09/25/2024 15:01
Hazel and Naomi run over to Araavos
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Look Daddy! We made Advacado Toast with SPRINKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 15:02
*smiles* Good.
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 15:03
Alright... *grabs his fork and safety glasses* Safety first, right... *takes a bite* Wow.. the sprinkles are a nice touch..... Good job....
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*proud smile*
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We did awesome!
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*walking over shyly*
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 15:04
Hi Kelly. Are you having fun too?
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*nods* Mhm...I made you something...
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 15:07
You did? What did you make?
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Sepher Alarie឵ BOT 09/25/2024 15:08
*Returned with Gracie's food*
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 15:09
*tries a bite of the omlette*....*eyes widen in surprise. enjoying the food instantly*
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*brings him a tiny pancake drowned in syrup with chocolate chips and bananas*......I poured too much syrup...
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 15:10
Are you kidding? I love syrup.... *takes a bite* the bananas were a great idea....
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*Smiling while watching them*
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*feels better instantly and smiles* Really?!
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 15:11
Does daddy lie?
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Nope!
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I'mma go makemore!
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 15:21
*looks at the kids running around and playing with food* Cute...
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 15:22
I think what Sepher did here today was a brilliant idea.
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Well, I mean, doesn't she have like....5 kids? One is locked at 5?
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 15:25
We have a few, yes.
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Oh. Sepher. Did you uh.. y'know. get what you went for last night? Are you alright?
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 15:27
Better than alright. For an old soul, you're pretty damn good.
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*Blushing profusely* Heh... Well. i have experience. any time you'd like to do it again. let me know.. and well him too of course. *Gesturing to Araavos*
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Wait. you and Sepher..? When did this happen? *She was grinning and looking between the two*
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 15:30
Intriguing. An average Joe off the street can bag a goddess....
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You'd be surprised how many basic ass people can manage to bed a deity
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Average Jim more like. *She chuckled* But he does have skills.. Not to Brag.. okay to Brag a little but. he's even Fucked Araavos.. and i mean fucked him. not the other way around.
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Yes and now i'm questioning my Sexuality.. Don't get me wrong. i love and prefer Women. buttt... i guess men aren't so bad..
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 15:33
Carefull.... Jade. He's got a collar, I could have him breed his own daughter, so I can have another play thing....
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and i'd not argue with it. you know this. just need to wait.. *She said. Rubbing her noticibly bigger belly.* Won't be too much longer. next time i go to our room. it'll probably be time for them to arrive.
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 15:35
So...If I were to test those skills....
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Take it up with the Boss here. I may be his Father in law. but he's still the Top dog here.
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i wouldn't be opposed to it.
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Really?....I mean, Really?!? You get hit on by a cotton candy haired baddie and say "no"?!?
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I didn't say no. i just said i'd need permission. *He pulls his collar*
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No fucking way.....
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Yes fucking way.. I know i'm a bit surprised with myself too. but you know. it's not so bad
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I think he looks good with it on personally. Guys can rock collars and chokers too. no matter how straight they are.
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Doesn't hurt to want to be fashionable *She shrugged*
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Well, don't let Elios find you...*winks*
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Who's Elios? *He raises a brow* And should i be worried?
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 15:41
My flamboyantly gay son, and yes.
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Oh. Goodie
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*Snickering*
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 15:42
Not just you, he's going to practically beg me to not just let you, but make you play with him.
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Oh gods. *Places his hands over his face and groans*
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 15:47
I like him. He's fun
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indeed.
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 15:56
Is he always so flustered?
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 15:56
more or less.
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 15:57
Like a taller.....queer...Fritz
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Anyway, I was going to explore the resort. Since I live here now, I wanna just have fun.
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Maybe...we could all hang out tgether?
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 16:03
Perhaps.
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hey I'm not Queer.. I don't know what I am but I'm not Queer... Or am I..? I don't know. But I guess a bit of Fun with males isn't that bad once in awhile... Still prefer women though. Am I.. oh what's that word.. uh.. Bisexual??
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Queer just means Not Straight
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Well apparently I'm not straight anymore... So I guess you're right?
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*Insert Existential crisis*
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Hey, it's normal to figure things out. I was in the same boat as you when I found out I liked girls....*blushes* Really like girls....*bites lip* Women....*shakes head* Anyway, it's never too late to discover who you are.
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I'm bi with a female lean. Aeloria is a lesbian, except for when she really does need some dick. Alestria is almost definitely Asexual with how long she goes without seeing Araavos or Aridam. Elios is 100% gay, but isn't opposed to women, so long as he's the bottom. AKA, getting pegged. Orion is straight as a fucking ruler.
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I may be like you then. Just the opposite.. weird... But I mean. I don't mind it. Just. Strange.
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*Just listening to their conversation*
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You'll learn to just embrace it. Anything new can be weird at first
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You got that right..
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One day you'll just be like "yeah, I like dudes. so what?"
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Can we just both agree Araavos does have a nice ass? *he teased a little* Anyway. You have plans today?
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Oh no I agree. Though, his whole body is fucking toned..... Like a.....chiseled sculpture....Aaaaaaand I'm wet now!
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 16:37
Then get up here.
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*didn't have to tell her twice. she is on his lap and riding*
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 16:38
Are all collars like this?
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 16:39
most of them, yes
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 16:40
Is being a pet fun?
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For most. Yes.
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You thinking about being one?
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 16:42
I am curious about it. There is a difference.
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I know. But judging by the look on your face. You're also probably considering it *she smirked*
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She's a robot....*takes a breath as she rides*....She's probably just trying to learn for....personal knolledge
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Personal Knowledge is good. But should she want to learn more by getting Experience.. we'd love for her to join us. Collars I mean. I think she may enjoy it. But that's up to her.
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Maybe show her more of how certain collars live and what they do.
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 16:45
The only way you can do that is bring her to the dungeon. And you know the rule there. All who enter are a potential hole for him to use. Willing or not. Collared or Wife
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Not unless we bring one of each collar out..
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 16:48
Then Araavos would have to split for each demonstration.
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 16:48
you make it sound like it's a bad thing.
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 16:49
Honey, no. That's not what I mean at all
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He could also just take them one at a time. Rather than all at once. Have them wait their turn.
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 16:51
or she could just ask her friend Judy to go through the camera footage of the dungeon.
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 16:57
That could work
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Whatever you think is best dear. Anyway. Lily. Would you like to hang out with Jim and I for awhile?
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Maybe I can get Quinn too. Quinton is a bit busy with Erica nowadays. But we can still have a family day.
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That'll be fun. Maybe invite the new bitch. (edited)
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 17:17
I do like our family days
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You know I wasn't referring to the sexual kind right? I meant just like a day out.. buttt that could be fun too. After?
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 17:21
okay but I'm still bringing the dogs
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Of course. *She smiled*
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 17:31
I'd love to hang out...But im not family....
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Yes you are.. you're married to Araavos aren't you?
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 17:35
Engaged, but yeah....I mean like....blood related family....You're saying a *family* hang out....That implies siblings and parents.... (edited)
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Well.. if you'd like you can still hang out with us.. we'll have Family family time later. Besides Quinn is probably doing her own thing right now anyway. It can just be me. You. Lily. And Araavos. Maybe Jim if he wants to come. (edited)
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I'll come. Can't see why not
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Question is. Where to??
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Araavos BOT 09/25/2024 17:43
Well why not the Yacht? You can meet your little sister.
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GR4C13 BOT 09/25/2024 17:43
Well then. Count me in. (edited)
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*soaking Araavos's cock now* Why not.
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Narrator BOT 09/25/2024 17:45
Once they were all finished with whatever they were doing. The kids were went back to the dungeon. And they left for the Yacht
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/25/2024 18:36
*handing out menu's*
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Narrator BOT 09/25/2024 18:36
**Bob's Burgers Lunch Platters** 1. **"Baby You Can Chive My Car" Burger Platter:** * **Main:** A juicy beef burger topped with melted sharp cheddar cheese, crispy fried onions, and a dollop of chive aioli. * **Side:** A heaping portion of "Tina's Tempting Tater Tots," perfectly crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside. * **Alternative (Vegetarian/Vegan):** A black bean burger with avocado, lettuce, tomato, and a zesty chipotle mayo. 2. **"Foot Feta-ish" Salad Platter:** * **Main (Vegetarian):** A vibrant salad featuring mixed greens, crumbled feta cheese, Kalamata olives, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, and a light vinaigrette dressing. * **Side:** A warm, crusty roll, perfect for dipping in the salad dressing or enjoying on its own. * **Alternative (Low-Carb):** The same salad, but without the roll, and with additional protein options like grilled chicken or shrimp. 3. **"The Fig-eta Bout It" Wrap Platter:** * **Main:** A grilled chicken or falafel wrap filled with fresh spinach, roasted red peppers, feta cheese, and a fig balsamic glaze. * **Side:** A side of "Louise's Sneaky Snack Attack" seasoned pita chips. * **Alternative (Low-fat):** The same wrap, but with a light yogurt-based dressing instead of the fig balsamic glaze. 4. **"Don't You Four Cheddar 'Bout Me" Grilled Cheese Platter:** * **Main:** A gourmet grilled cheese sandwich featuring a blend of four cheeses (cheddar, swiss, provolone, and Monterey Jack) on thick-cut sourdough bread, served with a side of tomato soup. * **Side:** A handful of "Gene's Groovy Grapes." * **Alternative (Gluten-free):** Gluten-free bread used for the grilled cheese, served with a side of tomato soup. 5. **"We're Here, We're Gruyère, Get Used to It" French Dip Platter:** * **Main:** Thinly sliced roast beef piled high on a toasted baguette, served with a side of rich au jus for dipping. Topped with melted Gruyère cheese for an extra touch of decadence. * **Side:** A serving of "
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Linda's Luscious" potato salad, made with her secret recipe. * **Alternative (Low-Carb):** The same roast beef and Gruyère cheese served on a bed of lettuce with a side of au jus for dipping. 6. **"The Sound of Silent Butts" Chicken Platter:** * **Main:** A platter of crispy chicken tenders, served with a choice of dipping sauces (BBQ, honey mustard, ranch). * **Side:** A serving of "Bob's Badass" baked beans, slow-cooked with a hint of spice. * **Alternative (Vegetarian/Vegan):** Crispy tofu nuggets served with a variety of dipping sauces and a side of "Bob's Badass" baked beans (vegetarian version).
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**Bob's Burgers Liquid Refreshments** **Signature Burgers Shakes:** 1. **"Tina's Erotic Friend-Fiction" Shake:** A creamy chocolate milkshake with a hint of raspberry, topped with whipped cream and a cherry - because Tina knows a thing or two about romance. 2. **"Gene's Beefsquatch" Shake:** A monstrously delicious peanut butter and banana milkshake, blended with a touch of honey and topped with crumbled bacon. 3. **"Louise's Kuchi Kopi" Shake:** A mischievous mix of coffee ice cream, chocolate syrup, and a shot of espresso, guaranteed to keep you on your toes. **Bob's Boozy Beverages (For Adults Only!)** 1. **"Linda's Wine-derful Wine Spritzer":** A refreshing spritzer made with white wine, soda water, and a splash of cranberry juice, garnished with a lime wedge and a festive umbrella. 2. **"Teddy's Tequila Sunrise":** A vibrant mix of tequila, orange juice, and grenadine, served in a tall glass with a cherry on top. 3. **"Mort's Martini (Extra Dirty)":** A classic martini with a twist, made extra dirty with a generous splash of olive brine, just the way Mort likes it. **Kid-Friendly Quenchers** 1. **"Regular Sized Rudy's Root Beer Float":** A classic root beer float, perfect for cooling down after a playground adventure. 2. **"Gene's Funky Fruit Punch":** A colorful and fruity punch made with a mix of juices, guaranteed to make your tastebuds dance. 3. **"Tina's Horse Obsessed Lemonade":** Freshly squeezed lemonade, garnished with a lemon wedge and a sugar cube, perfect for a hot summer day.
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Sepher Alarie BOT 09/26/2024 01:17
*pissed, and hurt that nobody has shown up for lunch rips off her outfit, leaving it, and the glasses on the floor of the dining room and instructed the kitchen to just serve it for dinner, cause she wasn't going to bother with another menu today, and not sure if she's going to do it tomorrow either*
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